guy: i like a girl who can eat
girl: i have a mouth and teeth and a digestive system for a reason, dumbass
or,
girl: me too, that's why i love myself.
guy: i like girls who have pretty eyes
girl: oh me too
guy: guys too
girl: oh me too
(and that's how a movie single-handedly revealed 2 bi characters)
girl: *goes to talk to guy*
guy: girl i'm not interested i have a boyfriend
girl: wtf this is a gay bar i just wanted to say your hair looks cool