If you didn't know, we have a new wiki.
If any old forumers happen to stumble across this, our new wiki is the Scholastic Forums Wiki. It's been up for more than a year now, and we have a handful of forumers there. It's pretty active and we have wild times and honestly, it's kind of like how the forums used to be. It's a fun place to be creative and hang out.
Just thought I'd let you know in case you didn't see the thing on the main page and wanted to connect with forumers again.
Jacquelyn is Back
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
- 1 About Jacquelyn
- 2 Appearance
- 3 Personality
- 4 History
- 5 About the real me
- 6 Notes:
Jacquelyn loves animals. However, she hates people. She has a single horse, a dog, and also a cat. Her favorite color is Gold. She likes Country and Rock music.
Jacquelyn has strawberry red hair and emerald green eyes. Her hair is soft and thick and reaches the ground. She has ruby red lips and long eyelashes. She pretty much otherwise looks like Jessica Rabbit. Giant gold hooped earings. Sometimes paints her nails lavendar.
None your business personality!
No ones business cept hers! Born & Raised on a Farm.
- ProudChristian
- ProudStraight
- ProudAmerican
- ProudNightwing/Rainwing
- ProudFanWing
- ProudCountryFan
- ProudRockFan
I believe the Loch Ness Mon…
Which generation are these current SAMBers part of?
Nothing too special...it's Galaxian, and I thought I would be able to include it into my profile. And, you know, sort all the generations out. That would make it a lot more organized. If you could let me know, it would be greatly appreciated!
i’m gay
ok yes i am actually bi but i’m REPOPULATING THIS BARREN WASTELAND so let’s chat my dudes how ya been how’s the rebuilding idk who anyone is anymore bc my memory’s sh** and i suck at knowing new people so i can’t help there but i can sh**post so should i just comment on stuff or
Okay, this place needs a reboot or to be fixed. Majorly.
-OCD Kicks in-
Yeah, this place needs some fixing.
Or to be rebooted completely. Because -takes a deep breath- this place gives me anxiety.
I love it, but just-it needs to be fixed.
yall here's the old discord server's complete revamp!!
[[1]] here ya go my bros
it's a nice, peaceful server, non-nsfw, and the link is set to never expire. we patched up the old one into a new, almost unrecognisable server. no drama is not guaranteed, but there certainly won't be any outbreaks or whatever
so here
join
NYAH NYAH NYAH
i gotsa discord everyones :3 which im guessing nobody at this point knows me or cares but you know ill put it anyways
GillsMills#3416
and that's about it. fren me if ye know me. ERM
so. yesh. 'ats about it.
i (respectfully) demand the location of the wof and samb discords
bc i can't find them. btw my discord is gray-ace in space#6207 if you want to talk and contemplate life.
so please send me the links to the wof and samb discords thanks
ah, heck
man
they didn't give me a reason so i'll just assUME it's a glitch :( update: not a glitch oops
Flat Earth Society On Crack, Meth, Weed, And Any Other Bad Drug You Can Think Of
you are going on a blind date with THE DAMN TRUTH
Next DanganRonpa Part 4: Shots Fired
- 1 PROLOGUE - TRAPPED IN A SHATTERED REALITY
- 1.1 NEXT ACADEMY OF DESPAIR
- 1.2 PROLOGUE - TRAPPED IN A SHATTERED REALITY - END
- 2 CASE ONE - CLINGING TO THE HOPE OF AN EMPTY PROMISE
- 2.1 1.1 - A STACKED GAME
- 2.2 1.2 - RUN AND HIDE
- 2.3 1.3 - TOEING THE LINE
- 2.4 1.4 - TEMPORARY SOLUTIONS
art n' shit by happeh
ever since i got my drawing board i've been doing a lot of random doodles. here's some of them!
Me: *Sees a post about rtte on the SAMB*
Me: Huh, wonder when the next season is
Me: *reads date*
Me: *Resists the urge to start screeching and startling my grandmother to death*
ok so i wrote a SA fanfic in case it doesn't go through here it is
reilin | coffeeshop/reincarnation/soulmate au | it's bean nice to see you again
meilin is the daughter of a famous military general turned buisnessman who's running for congress. she's also a hipster with a caffeine addiction. one day she goes to a starbucks and meets a cute barista/cashier who looks familiar... (meilin and rollan are the meilin and rollan from the books in a past life who are also soulmates)
"Oh crud, I'm late!" Meilin muttered to herself as she exited the car. One would think the daughter of a famous former military general turned entrepreneur and famous businessman running for congress would be more prepared when it came to university. One would also expect her to not be tripping over floral Doc Martens as she speedwalked…
Voltron: Legendary Defender and Young Justice: a 600-word study. BEWARE SPOILERS
Voltron: Legendary Defender and Young Justice: a study
I only recently got into VLD, but I've already fallen into the trash can. But when I first watched it, it immediately struck me as something very familiar. Young Justice is a DC cartoon that was released in 2010. It was canceled after 2 seasons but is making a comeback in 2018 with a long-awaited third season. I high recommend watching Young Justice, it only has about 40 25 minute-ish episodes that are amazing, and available on Netflix, even in Canada. Keep in mind there will be spoilers in this... thing I'm writing, so if you want to watch Young Justice going in blind, don't read this until you've finished the series. So SPOILER ALERT.
I immediately noticed the animation and art style i…
MAKE THIS HAPPEN IN A MOVIE
guy: i like a girl who can eat
girl: i have a mouth and teeth and a digestive system for a reason, dumbass
or,
girl: me too, that's why i love myself.
guy: i like girls who have pretty eyes
girl: oh me too
guy: guys too
girl: oh me too
(and that's how a movie single-handedly revealed 2 bi characters)
girl: *goes to talk to guy*
guy: girl i'm not interested i have a boyfriend
girl: wtf this is a gay bar i just wanted to say your hair looks cool
SAMB wiki
So, Amber and myself did some communi of the cating (communicating) and we decided to have a wiki called SAMB wiki and basically bring all the SAMBers there and call it the SAMB.
Now here me out, we only use the real SAMB to post trashy/ridiculous/random/memey/strange things, life updates, Roleplay, And fanfiction. So what’s the difference if we do it on another place?
This new wiki has a “Discuss” section which is a lot like the layout of the SAMB (as in, you can create threads and people reply to them) plus, you can attach pictures to each thread and comment (obviously to be used appropriately).
There’s also a Blogpost section, which you guys know about so I won’t explain that, which would work as well. Amber and I have decided to hold a vo…
I’ve got big plans! And they concern you all!
So stalk wiki chat a lot, cause I’ll be onky there as much as I can to reveal my ideas. ;)
1 year
ALL YOU SKIMMERS BETTER NOT SKIM THIS CAPITALISED WRITING CAUSE I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ALL NEED TO READ THIS NOW, CAUSE IT CONCERNS ALL OF YOU. Thank you for your time.
As of January 31st, I will have been apart of the SAMB for a year. Apart; I should say known.
I was permabanned 5 months ago and I haven’t said much or been very active on the wiki.
But still, I’ve known you, I’ve been friends with you, for 1 year. And I think it’s safe to say I’m no longer a newbie.
At the start of 2017, I constantly brought up the fact that I was a newbie and I’d never understand any of the “oldie” jokes.
Dad always says “everything comes in phases”. And I disagreed for this case. SAMB wasn’t a phase to me. I wanted to reach it to one year and show myself…
voltron shitposts that i can’t post on the samb
THERE BE SPOILERS AHEAD FOR UP TO SEASON 4
Matt: *after returning* You thought you saw the last of me, bitches.
Shiro: *loud gasp, covering the closest people’s ears* matt the children
Matt:
Shiro: THE CHILDREN MATT THE CHILDREN
lance does actually have good ideas and skills, but no one listens to him and does their own thing because it's lance, what does he know? so one day they're getting their asses handed to them, and no one is listening to lance. lance gets super pissed bc he knows how to beat the guy and then just yells, "EVERYBODY SHUT UP. (plan plan plan). ok?" and everyone's like, "shit, that was actually a good idea. oh my gosh lance has good ideas." and they're just frozen in shock and lance is like, "DID I FUCKING STUTTER" and then …
Okay children, get your rear ends over here pronto
Since we finally have a holiday that is observed in all three of our primary countries (USA/Canada/Australia) that I can say for an absoulute certainty y'all will have off, we need to find some time to meet up.
This is kind of hypocritical of me, sticking around after leaving both here and the SAMB in a blaze of glory, but I'm weak and I want to talk to my fronds. And TBH, you guys were the people that I stayed on the SAMB for in the first place, so we all knew I was going to break at some point. ;D
Soooooooooooooo I'd love to talk to everyone, and I knowwww Discord is better for this sort of thing, but there are reasons why I can only log on occasionally. For those reasons, I'm limited to the Wikia chats and... yeah that's pretty much it.
I …
This Wiki is dead
Obviously. When you look at the “recently edited” section you start seeing things like **-edited 13 days ago, when you used to be able to see things edited from very very recently to 3 hours.
There is almost nooo activity and in fact only one person will probably read this blog post.
Why am I making a blog post about this? Dunno. Guess I kinda wanna see the wiki more active and talk to you guys more. I don’t know how to do that though.
Anyway, just letting y’all know XD
HAPPEH GET YOUR FACE OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
Now you better have seen The last Jedi because I have some STUFF to DISCUSS
- SPOILER ALERT: IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST JEDI, READ AT OWN RISK*
- WARNING:THIS POST WILL CONTAIN EXTREME FANGIRLING, SHIPPING, AND EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF UNECCESSARY YELLING*
One word Happy; #reylo
REYLO REYLO REYLO AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH
I don’t even think I’m supposed to ship them, but it’s hard....it’s hard.
Their chemistry is so strong! AAAAAARRRRGH I AM OFFICIALLY A HARDCORE #REYLO SHIPPER
OMG and that scene where they are fighting side by side! I nearly cried, that got me emotionally guys. Wow wow wow
There’s so much more I could say but....no words to say it...wait here’s one: REYLO
However I still don’t know who Snoke is which is kinda a bummer but still. I also didn’t …
gasp gasp gasp report cards!!
big display of grades but will not say names of classes:
in Boring With Sad and Complex Vocabulary Books class, i got 86%
in Boring With Sad and Simple Vocabulary (and also dildo references) Books class, i also got 86%
in Basically No One Ever Listens To The Shitty Teacher Because She's Boring Af (even though she is actually a good teacher which i will not admit) class, i got 88%
in Everything We're Doing Is Not What We're Supposed To Be Doing class, i got 92%
in Teacher With Blue Eyeshadow class, I got 97%
in Teacher Who Makes Sex Jokes But Also Makes Us Sell Lemonade Online class, I got 99%
in That Class I'm Supposed To Be Good At But I Think I'm Going Downwards But Hey At Least I'm The Teacher's Pet class, I got 103%
in Easy Class But Only Beca…
I AM A FUCKING GENIUS
Y'know that vine "2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay?" (Rip vine 5 ever in our hearts) Well hOLY FUCK MY MIND IS AMAZING. Connor Murphy and Evan Hansen. I ship it. They're the Tree Bros. So TREE BROS CHILLIN IN A HOT TUB 5 FEET APART CUZ THEY'RE "NOT GAY" (Sincerely Me: "But not because we're gay) (Yes because you're gay)(NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY MY ASS)
Don't mind my 1am shitposting.
Challenge for members of the wiki in Pretend High School (age restricted challenge)
I know four fictional characters that survived rule 34 and fanfictions, and I am calling all of the "older kids" to find the characters I am looking for. Submit a different screenshot and name of the desired character through the comments. The winner is the first one who submitted all four of the correct screenshots and names.
Your reward: The truth behind this account.
Four screenshots, use them wisely:
I need a title for this
Their eyes bore into me, staring into my soul, I put up a mask, but their gaze incinerate it as it were nothing. My face burns and flushes with blood, threatening to explode my head in a flood of red. Mu lungs collapse and I struggle to breathe, They said that breathing was autonomous, they were wrong. I force myself to fill my lungs, But the oxygen around me has disappeared.
I am going to die. I am going to die. I am going to die.
I bite the inside of my cheek, hoping that hole in the dam will release the blood from my cheeks into my mouth, Teeth sink into flesh, blood and iron explode into my mouth. I struggle to speak, its my turn to talk, my voice is calm and steady, but my mind screams, begging someone to rescue me and read my tho…
holy mother of expresso in a race car bed on a ufo
this is seriously pretty dark.
duct tape.
tying up people.
shit.
and then, there is an aduction of a female minor.
honestly, this is messed up.
a possible contender in worlds dumbest threads
http://spiritanimals.scholastic.com/forums/topics/302267
Is it weird that when someone says they hate something I love i think they'll hate me for liking it?
I know they won't but it's weird because i always think it
My brother's sadnnes
He is sad cuz I did not let him use the lie detector app I installed
some are random :P
reasons why i love my friends
-they're cool with me being bi
-fellow hamiltrash
-puns
-my friend and i always wear beanies, so we call ourselves the beanie buddies
-they also watch youtubers i watch
-we don't let each other do stupid shit... alone
-also gay shippers
-whovians
-tolerate my complaining
-also introverts and INFPs
-will sit with me in the corner, we hate socializing
-we are all loud as heck, despite also being quiet (idk either)
-emotionally supportive
-we owe each other milk, ribena and soy milk instead of soda
-there is no shame and no judging
-if one of us runs out of deodorant, we literally have the same ones
new gang
hernando
"Ciao. I'm a flipside."
lives in the vatican
Actually Uses Capitalisation !
likes pizza n all things italian
super snazzy but not gay
prandeep
"I DON'T ship pizdeep. I'm a real man and I have Mountain Dew in my laksa. AND I COOK MY LAKSA."
hello from your local mobile call centre how may i help you
polite unless you threaten his curry acts
WAY too old for his age
what is his age anyway
the chocolate moose
"Ontayrio"
moose not mousse
fake smile and bad sense of humour
secretly loves ‘turn down for what’
says mayrio instead of mario
mr. farenheit
"FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MR FARENHEIT"
blood type: onion
ladies man
200 DEGREES THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME MR FARENHEIT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT
actually uses celsius
gary
everyone…
self defence class is... interesting.
in school, it's part of phys ed to have a self defence thing for a week. all my friends are in my gym class, so yay. today was the most funny and awkward. we had partners, and we wer learning what to do i someone pinned us down. we have to practice with partners, so we had to straddle and pin eachother down while the other threw their partner away, and it was hilarous. how many times did i say no homo? too many.
i'm back, b*tches. happeh's making more useless blog posts. this time, things i don't understand and/or hate.
-why people think that skinny = pretty
-people think it's easier for bi peeps to find love and we'll "steal" everyone. "leave some for us!" bitch there are 7 billion people and many aren't gay, and many don't like bi peeps.
-society
-people think global warming is fake
-asmr is a thing that isn't its intended purpose
-Society
-"all catholics are homophobic"
-"canadians will always for give you" HA i still hold several grudges from the fourth grade
-sOciety
-guys who like theatre = gay
-"musicals are boring" *hyena laugh*
-soCiety
-girls who wear makeup must be girly girls, girls who don't are tomboys.
-why people don't like amazingphil
-socIety
-fanfiction is all bad. there are some good, wholesome ones out there that are cute and dramatic and have angs…
just when we thought the glitch was over
i'm not sure if this is affecting others but i can't even post like seriously when i click create topic all i see is the bar for the post title i can't even see the body this isn't affecting wof tho
My soul
.
There was a teachers day party (cus we start our school in June) and my classmate
Brought balloons.I originally got a pink one then I was like WAIT...I could make a funny joke out of this so I got the black one.and there were markers soooo.....
(You Know what I did)
I showed my sister
Not my brother
It's dark squishy and has dirty thumb prints on it.....just like my soul
Lol
can someone tell me i've been banned
i know i said it twice already but i think the message will get through quicker if i make a blog post. so, i've been banned for a week for violent language (i think it was this post i made called "death frappe" and it was a recipe for a frappe but with ingredients that would probably kill you) and i want y'all the tell the samb. you don't have to tell the reason, just that i was banned for a week. if you tell the reason, fine by me, but i feel that's a bit risky. risking what, i'm not sure.
VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE THAT WILL CHANGE THE LIFE OF ALL MBERS
Ok, First of all, this will not change your life at all...well...it could...I guess...depends how easily your life is changed....
Second of all, I need you to keep reading PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am running for a Junior Secondary Leader role and I need to have a speech prepared.
I need tips for this speech. I have NO IDEA what grade 9s like and since you guys seem to be a similar age (grade 7-10 I would assume) I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD WANT TO HEAR IN A SPEECH AND WAHT WOULD PERSUADE YOU TO VOTE FOR THEM.
GOOD DAY
Please answer XD